Phillip Phillips, tell me when, where, and how you want it. I’ll be there. Fucking gorgeous…
(Source: zialled)
"His crush went from exciting to depressing, as if he’d gone from the first blush of infatuation to the terminal nostalgia of a former lover without even the temporary relief of an actual relationship in between."
- excerpt from The Magicians by Lev Grossman
Rise Against- Savior
Rise Against and A Day To Remember were sooooo good this past Saturday I’m still buzzed! This is what they ended the show with, which also happens to be my favorite track by them.
Dear everyone making a big deal out of 4/20…
You’re just as uncool for making a big deal about NOT smoking as the people who are making a big deal about smoking. I don’t see anyone bitching about people getting drunk on St. Patty’s day? It’s just pot, let them fucking smoke. I prefer high people over drunk people any day of the week.
P.S.
I don’t drink or smoke, but I have nothing against either as long as it’s done moderately and you’re not a douche about it.
As my mom hands me an odd, Twizzlers looking piece of candy...
Mom: Try this...Me: What is that?
Mom: It's like Twizzlers, try it!
Me: It looks like beef jerky...
Mom: Just try it, it's good...
Me: *eats candy*
Mom: It was cat poop.
Bike Rides.
Nothing like wishing your old neighbors a wonderful evening as you ride by on your bike while “I beat that pussy up, up, up, up, up, up, up” is blasting through your headphones.
